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the glorious land of milk and honey

The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.
“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”
by JackMehoff10xaday June 30, 2021
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Milk and honey

In the bible is suggested as something that over flows(abundant) or currency. Is also a song and the name of a poetry book. In a way it could mean something that is calming and pleasant. That brings peace when it is near. Doesn't have to literally be milk and honey.
book ex: Have you read that book milk and honey from that poet who was raped... So powerful how she found milk and honey through all that pain!
Song ex: "milk and honey..warm and lovely...oooh"
by Thickitpoop July 11, 2021
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Milk Stand

When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.
Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.
by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022
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The milk man

My mom's black and white toy she puts in her spiecal spot
Me-"Nice toy mom"
Mom-"Fr he's the milk man"
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Milk

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
by indetermite August 12, 2022
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Milk Supplier ( MS )

A milk supplier commonly known as your dad, could never supply the milk he said he was going to get. Therefor never returned with the milk. MS or milk supplier is often used as a nickname for peoples absent fathers.
In my contacts I put my fathers name as

Milk Supplier ( MS ), bc he left…
by No one of ur interest August 12, 2022
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got milk

implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on
"oh, you watch jellybean, got milk?"
"that dude is a dream fan, he probably got no milk"
by milkless guy August 13, 2022
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