mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

mexican prison dance

Mexican prison dance- when a group of Mexican prisoners (in cell block D) gang up and rape the shit out of a poor white elderly Jewish man and his asshole.

The great drug lord Matteo, and his bitches had a Mexican prison dance with his co-inmate nick Z

by Rebel_wrestling February 8, 2014

mexican deep clean

Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.

I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.

by JigsBigBro December 13, 2015

Mexican Squeeze House

basically a rub and tug of the 2014 generation the name orginates from mexico where the squeeze house was a sex spot and all sorts of genetals have been in and out of there

jimmy was at the mexican squeeze house the other day

by hitlers cousin fred December 16, 2014

mexican boxing ring

When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time

Dad: don't try a Mexican boxing ring with your partner ok?

Son: no promises

by yulu yulu May 19, 2014

Mexican Water Park

When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.

Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.

by Russian Surprise January 25, 2017

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018