Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

Cracked

Someone who isn’t all there in the head

That girl from the other night is so cracked.

by Cracked101 February 22, 2022

Crack

Try to be familiar with/date

I’d want to crack her

by Chevyguevara December 9, 2025

Crack the pepper

When you’re riding a motorcycle and a twist the throttle to dump a blast a fuel to make a BRAP BRAP. Another way to say let’s ride.

Hey you want to crack the pepper tonight?

by RDawg505 September 19, 2022

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

crack plugger

someone who deals more drugs than they should

"Bruce Jenner is a crack plugger."

by The Detonator™ April 28, 2015

Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019