facebook vet

Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.

Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.

by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019

Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.

by Naplii December 1, 2023

Facebook Franker

An individual that has to log on to somebody's facebook account to send a message because they do not have an account.

(Mom) Hey Steve send Hanna a message on facebook and see how she's doing. (Steve, son #1) No mom I don't like her anymore. (Mom) Fine I'm gonna go on dad's account and send her one. (son #2) Mom don't be a facebook franker....

In this case the mom is the facebook franker

by tantrick jones December 4, 2010

Fake facebook

A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.

Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *

Girl : * opens the door *

Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *

Girl : * looks at you *

Boy : * breaths *

Girl : wanna have sex?

Boy : yeah

* after the cyber *

Girl : so....

* boy doesn't answer the message *

by TheCleverOneGirl May 30, 2016

facebook

a place where morons become famous.

School is boring, go to facebook instead.

by pd plaridel October 31, 2019

Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game

I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.

by Weshboy May 22, 2020

Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019