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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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Anal Mishap Vomit

is the slang term, or an alternative phrase, for when anal penetration triggers an unexpected instance of disgorging the contents of the stomach through the mouth.
Onyx experienced anal mishap vomit as a result of trying anal penetrative sex with Christian.
by Ticklechambers August 20, 2023
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Anal Therapy

The process of vigorously fucking someone in the ass to get them shut up
My girlfriend really needs some anal therapy tonight
by dank memmes March 23, 2024
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devin's anal cavity

Devin's anal cavity is Adens and only Adens to explore and he can enter it whenever he wants even in public.
Aden will now enter devin's anal cavity on the bus.
by aden the cool boi November 11, 2018
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Anal Bea

A person who exclusively eats beans and lives for hoots and toots
Hey anal Bea, where are you going?
Anal bea: hooots
by Mmnnnn13 October 10, 2020
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Anal Whip

Pussy whip is old news. To really keep a guy, you have to anal whip him. Show him you are the his soulmate by letting him stroke and murder that anus!!!
Girl, to keep these modern men -- You have to anal whip them...
by Kissofcaprice November 4, 2017
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Rick anal

When you put a pickle in your bumhole and your poo poo comes out green
I sucked her dad so she gave me rick anal
by anonymous December 15, 2021
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