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Urban Dictionary Disorder

A psychiatric disorder where every goddamn word has to mean something related to sex. As in, you ask someone with Urban Dictionary Disorder what a certain word is, and they're going to tell you it's some sexual move or position.

See: annoying as hell
Person 1: Which street do I turn on once I pass the stop sign?

Urban Dictionary Disorder Sufferer: Uhuhuhuuh that's what she said!

Person1: I'm just looking for directions to the cofee shop parlor.

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHAH that's what HE said!

Person1: Why is that sexual? Why is every damn thing have to mean something obscene these days? What the hell is it with people?

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHHAHAA that's what SHE said!! LULZ
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Urban Dictionary editors 

A group of any number of UD enthusiasts who moderate which definitions will be allowed. They sometimes lack good judgment. Ex: There are a million definitions about some gay shit called football and apparent debates about which type of "football" is better. However, all too often, submitted definitions which are truly risible, inventive, original, properly spelled and punctuated are rejected.
Some of the Urban Dictionary editors probably should not be Urban Dictionary editors.
Urban Dictionary editors by himguy November 6, 2008

Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences 

look at some of the stuff on here!
every term has a sexual connotation

Urban Dictionary Personal Ads

The postings on Urban Dictionary where obviously teenagers write love letters about how beautiful someone is OR hate letters about how awful someone is, rather than tell that person themselves......really annoying like wikipedia. Try it! Type ANY first name in the search engine and see all the retarded postings. Usually alot of bad grammar and misspellings.
Urban Dictionary Personal Ads

search engine for "SARAH": She isdef the most beatiful and speciale girl in the world i can talk to her for hours and i would love her to pull anal beads out my ass one by one.

search engine for "BRIAN": Is a cheeting asshole that haz bad acnie and gave me ghonnar..., gonne..., gonori..., the clap

urban dictionary'd 

When someone does/says something and another person puts it on urban dictionary.
I put what you said up on urban dictionary last night. BOOM. You've been urban dictionary'd.
urban dictionary'd by CMIF LM March 19, 2012

urban dictionary time 

exclamation for whenever someone invents a new word
A. Don't forget we are meeting for lunch?

B. You reminded me about that already! Are you paranoid that I'll forget? It's like... paranoid nagging! It's "paranoigging"!

A. Urban dictionary time!

Urban Dictionary Reject 

When your definition gets rejected from urban dictionary.
Johnny: Hey Billy, let's see how many likes your definition got today.

Billy: We can't. It got rejected.

Johnny: hahaha. Stupid Urban Dictionary Reject.

Billy: D:

Johnny: your mom is hot btw.