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The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.
Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
He is the definition of hot and cool at the same time. Seen to be very manly but can be very soft only with his loved one. His perfect match has the same initials as him. He loves his family so much, and always care for the people around him. His smile makes everyone feel comfortable with him but he has a short temper.
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by sarahbockendmurf January 02, 2023
Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.
by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021
George Michael Is friends with Thomas Crapper
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