Hair Jeep

A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!

Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.

by JONNY WALKMAN April 9, 2011

Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.

You being a damn cunt hair cataracts

by BK15 July 29, 2021

Becky with the Good Hair

The nickname given to former NBA player Matt Barnes being served with Momma's Cooking.

Becky with the Good Hair is a key member of the "Go along, Get along gang."

by That Madness August 8, 2021

Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Bellami Hair

A poor girls hair clip-in hair extensions made of yack hair and soggy dog hair. A Bellami Hair girl is usually a lady of the night who works the streets in the ghetto.

A Bellami Hair girl is usually a lady of the night who works the streets in the ghetto.

by Hair whisperer June 11, 2022

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023