theoretical bear

Not the bear everyone needs them to be
Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear
by Uptrash November 19, 2017
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bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.
Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.
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Bulgarian Brown Bear

When you're piping a girl and pull her hair as an orgasm occurs so she appears to stand on op much like a bear.
"Yeah, I gave Jane that Bulgarian Brown Bear"
by John H. Dictionary January 03, 2025
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Chugging Bears

The act of giving oral to a bear
by Bear Chug April 28, 2011
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Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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damn bear

a phrase commonly used by austin trevizo. what does it mean? idk. when you say this use a cowboy southern accent tho
“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”
by iminlovewithanthonyramos July 01, 2021
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damn bear

when you punch a hole in the wall and then blame your issues on turning your emotions off
“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”
by iminlovewithanthonyramos July 01, 2021
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