Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.

"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"

by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014

Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.

"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."

by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017

semi-sandwich

half of a sandwich. semi-sandwiches are usually made by cutting the bread in half, then putting in the other stuff.

person1: I'm hungry but I don't think I could finish a whole sandwich. person2: You should just have a semi-sandwich.

by Jarvis123 August 24, 2009

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.

The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔

by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Putting peanut butter on somebody's nipples and jelly and the other pair of nipples and hugging

During sex if your kind and kinky the you will want to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by SteveHarvey stan account April 26, 2022

Black and Decker Sandwich

Pulling out a hammer and making someone eat it to the face (AKA Knudsen special).

I gave that bitch a Black and Decker sandwich.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 21, 2025