Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015

Back-Pocket Bitch

When a female puts her phone on her back pocket making you wanna look at what she's got.

That Back-Pocket Bitch had a Samsung S8!

by Fricky-Fresh August 4, 2020

You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

That's my pocket

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)

by Schmekel September 1, 2010

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

“In the pocket”

“In the pocket” is a term often used to explain when a rapper or musicians writes or sings their lyrics in a way that makes the individual syllables land on a particular note or beat of a measure. This is what makes the lyrics sound like it goes with a beat. Almost as if the beat is carrying the words. It can be a synergistic feeling when accomplished. Therefore sometimes the term is used metaphorically to indicate someone is in the flow state. Or rather that things are falling in line perfectly.

“When I start multitasking efficiently, everything is working out as intended and the timing is always just right”. “Damn, I’m “In the pocket” today!”

by Septentrion June 12, 2024