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Old Beacon

Beacon, New York before it was completely gentrified and the generations of families who grew up there were priced out of the city.
Remember when no one wanted to go to Old Beacon?

Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
by Vdubsforeal February 14, 2023
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ripe old age

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 18, 2023
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Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.
by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023
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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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Old Cunt

What you call you grandma
This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt
by Gradmafucker January 2, 2024
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Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
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Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 5, 2024
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