The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
Get the Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactionsmug. If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.
Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.
by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
Get the Zachs lawmug. Wrong, wrong, you're not right because I say so...
Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...
Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...
by ReVo5000 June 24, 2020
Get the Trump's Lawmug. Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.
My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the half-co-sibling-in-lawmug. 
Get the Lawmug. Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.
My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-lawmug. "Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."
by ultra June 6, 2012
Get the The Canada Lawmug.