Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
by SP180 December 17, 2021
Get the House Invitermug. Used to refer to a recruiting method - popularized from the NCAA 25 College Football game, where you do anything to try and get a high school player to commit to your team.
"Hey, did you hear that Bryce Underwood flipped from LSU to Michigan?"
"Yeah, it's pretty common sense that Michigan was sending the house to try and get him."
"Yeah, it's pretty common sense that Michigan was sending the house to try and get him."
by ohhAdroit December 31, 2024
Get the Sending the housemug. 
A place where girls who have nowhere better to live come crash for a year or seven. Features cinnamon milky floors, oily dishes and you'll never feel lonely because there are so many cockroaches you can become friends with.
by InternPTN March 30, 2025
Get the Houston Hype Housemug. come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways
im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
Get the im outside your housemug. 
Area in E16 which is crazy coz a random serial killer lived here and he chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer (E16s just bad in general)
Jason: Ayo bro you ever moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House
by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022
Get the Custom Housemug.