Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.

Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.

by Kingaburch February 6, 2021

walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.

Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.

by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021

doo doo dinky shit

When the tummy grumbling and you pull a flash to the b-room and unlock you booty hole and deliver the doo doo and it makes a dink like sound as it hits the water

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITS AS IT DINKS ON THE WATER*
Also Guy 1: "Thats sum doo doo dinky shit"

by Prubz June 8, 2021

ugly ass donkey

aysha vavro

your an ugly ass donkey aysha

by diebdjwibedb June 26, 2021

Dollar store donkeykong

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022