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bum scum

The semi-permanent black gnar (stains) that collect on your hands if you're a habitual dumpster diver.
"Man, it takes two-weeks for me to scrub off the bum scum when I go visit my mom"
by PiperPlease July 13, 2024
mugGet the bum scummug.

bumful

as much as a bum can hold.
Tonight, I'm going to give Cate a bumful of cock.
by Bruiser Bigman July 28, 2014
mugGet the bumfulmug.

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
mugGet the big telly pokey bum wankmug.

Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole
Ew you have a nipple bum
by Unknown2727291 April 19, 2016
mugGet the Nipple bummug.

shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt
person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up
by sniffxy August 26, 2023
mugGet the shut yo bum ass upmug.

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
mugGet the No Bums In The Scrummug.

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