Your Mums A Boiler!

An insult that’s used in England to assault ones mum, other variations of this insult exist except with other household machinery or equipment such as,” Your Mums a dishwasher!”

Oi mate Your Mums A Boiler!

by Meatball Memes October 16, 2019

boil your rabbit

Is what describes the actions of an obsessed deranged person when you do not return their affections. This was best illustrated in the movie "Fatal Attraction". This delusional person can either be a man or woman...but most often a woman. They will try to stalk the person they fancy into submission.

Stay away from Amy...she will boil your rabbit.

by gambee February 8, 2010

So is your face

A come back which throws your opponent so far off the argument, that you HAVE to win the fight! If done right, no can defend against!

I don't want you to ever talk to your friend Tina again.

Really, why not?

Becuase she's a bitch and she stinks.

Well, so is your face!

by Skyynet September 6, 2009

pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

get on your head

to beat someone up, very very very badly

If you don't stop talking ima get on your head

by sharee October 1, 2006

Dropping your doughnuts

To crap in one's trousers; to defecate in one's own clothing; to poop in your pantaloons; to shit your pants, in other words.

"He pulled out his gun and he pointed it (at me) and said step back and that's when I dropped my doughnuts," said the deliveryman, who asked to remain anonymous.

by ComputerKing May 14, 2005

your mom and em

Inquiring as to how your relatives are doing. Not only your mother, but her sisters, brothers, mom, dad, husband, cousins, distant relatives, co-workers, etc.

(Friend you haven't seen in a long time)- "How's your mom and em?"
(Other Friend that you haven't seen in a long time)-" They're (any relatives I can think of) doing just fine, man, how's your mom and em?

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009