Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten

This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes

by JewishMeister November 6, 2019

granola top

A bland bisexual man

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.

by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020

mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear

OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg

by guccimatt August 27, 2018

Top mommy

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms

She my top mommy (l) 👅

by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016

fuzzy toppings

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

by Jubei69 December 12, 2017

Top Sheep

A girl with purple hair who is just the best at everything, honestly ;)

Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!

by Matt Badcock February 27, 2012

Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019