one topic at a time

The purest of people. The most amazing commentary YouTuber ever (sorry click). Makes his videos way more enjoyable than he thinks they are. Everyone should like OT and if you don’t I’ll find your address <3. All lighthearted stuff ^^

I’m going to go watch One topic at a time’s newest video about my species of people! Yes, I’m gay Brian.

by Charli3’s 0rgans<3 November 16, 2022

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 6, 2021

One sided love

So, basically it's the most beautiful and on the other hand the most painful kind of love one can ever feel. On one side it gives you butterflies in your stomach and on the other side overthinking. This is the kind of love where you are afraid of losing someone whom you have never achieved. The fear of losing someone without getting him/her in your real life. He/she is completely yours but only in our dreams and thoughts, you are completely his/her, your love for them is unconditional which they are unaware of. Tbh never keep an extreme hope or expectations that they will ever feel anything for you, cause when hope/expectations break, idk but it's painful and hard to resist.

Someone-: I love him yrr
Someone (2) -: it's so good, you are lucky to find your love.

Someone-: lol it's one-sided
Someone (2)-: All the best, I have never seen a person as strong as you. ( One sided love )

by You deserve more compliments November 24, 2021

one hitter quitter

A way to describe some bomb ass chronic

Lets go blaze sum of dat one hitter quitter shit.

by head November 29, 2003

One Tree Hill

A teenage Drama that plays on The WB ever Tuesday at 9pm.
In the first season it was about 2 half brothers who compete for the same spot on the basketball team and for the same girl. But since then the show has changed and the couples changed week to week but if you're into The O.C., Dawson's Creek,Gilmore Girls or any other show that The WB plys.

Naley is so Cute.

Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: runs over to Haley I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
Nathan cuts her off with a kiss
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
grabs Nathan and starts kissing him

by Kat November 9, 2004

said no one ever

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.

The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.

by illadelphiajones June 2, 2013