two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017

Juicy Two

When you have two people that are thirsty, wet or just sexy that you would want for a threesome or more

The both of you will be a great juicy two for my threesome, so are you in?

by berserker blabbermouth June 6, 2017

two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017

number two year

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 10, 2017

two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

Two flusher

When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down

I just took the most insane two flusher man

Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!

by Highdefkitten June 17, 2017

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017