A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”
by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well
Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo
by Slynche June 16, 2016

My friend like to 4hg poo while driving his new 6.0 ford. It makes him feel strong and submissive to 4hg poo
by Ohyuhlol July 2, 2023

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy April 1, 2022

by Ellis Smith May 26, 2019

One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of a boat during a race.
Sorry, I was a bit late lads. Having a tac-poo. I can tell you, the boat is much lighter now after releasing that behemoth!
by R Botak July 27, 2024

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.
*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023
