straightedge

One who usually has warped views on drugs, drinking, and sex because of their christian morality. Straightedgers usually use straightedge as their cover up for being boring losers who dont get invited to parties and cut themselves with razors while being goth losers.

Stop being so lame and angsty you straightedger! Live a little!

by CharlesB July 19, 2005

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straightfag

Someone who's a homosexual but does not practice it.

I know John is a straightfag, he acts different around boys than girls.

by whenyounutbutshesstillreacting September 1, 2016

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Straightphobic

Pronunciation: strayt-fohbick

Definition: Someone who has the fear of straight (Sexual Orientation) people

Root: Phobic (Phobia) - A cause of an extreme fear of something, someone, or an idea

Sentence 1: "What caused you to develop straightphobia?"
Sentence 2: "The new student at our school was straightphobic."

by The_Loyal_Spartan February 20, 2023

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Straightbian Switch

A straightbian switch is when a dyke/butch/stud lesbian (typically dominant) suddenly claims to be straight and starts dressing/acting more feminine out of nowhere.

Person 1: "woah, who's that new girl?"
Person 2: "she's not new, that's Sam"
Person 1: "no way, Sam's a dyke. That's not her!"
Person 2: "I know its hard to believe, but she did the straightbian switch... She's not a lesbian anymore, bro."

by 2thug4you October 6, 2019

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straighten out

means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.

..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"

Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."

by B-G May 20, 2008

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