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liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.
Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.
by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022
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Boner Boost

When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.
Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance

Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!
by QskRandomzz March 7, 2011
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boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
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Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.
Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!
by Pat Lark February 10, 2023
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text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
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side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013
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Full Boneration

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.
I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.
by Winter Is Coming ADK February 1, 2020
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