pillow monkey

someone who sleeps around with any guy she can get a hold of to make herself feel whole inside. Synonym for whore, skank, slut, and hoebag put together. steals boyfriends, and yes even girlfriends.

Ashley is such a frikkin PILLOW MONKEY! She slept with my boyfriend and now im single AND i have aids!!!

by ideksstfumf January 26, 2011

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Monkey Wrenched

A verb meaning that someone/something has totally messed up your plans and/or what you were working on. That is: they threw a monkey wrench into your plans/work.

I was planning on working on that new project, but then my boss stopped by and monkey wrenched my afternoon.

by 321dwt December 8, 2010

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A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.

Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!

by yeti_detective September 8, 2010

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dusty monkey

a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.

Person 1-How was your birthday?

Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.

Person 1-Dude that sucks.

by YOURATOILET June 16, 2010

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Monkey Jumper

Noun (Naming Word)

Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.

Alternative Words: Fuckwit

Dean is lying drunk on the floor and everybody else is still partying Dean is a "Monkey Jumper"

by Spactara May 22, 2011

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