get some life

A phrase used to demonstrate toward another person that their existence is useless, can also be used just to put down someone, make public their lack of intelligence , or make them hate their life altogether. Most frequently used right after telling somone "your head a splode" during a multiplayer video game. This phrase also encourages the person who the phrase is being directed towards to try and find something to do with their time that will make their life meaningful.

Person 1: "HA! HA! I JUST STOLE YOUR FLAG!"
Person 2 shoots Person 1 in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "WHAT THE!?"
Person 2: "GET SOME LIFE!"

by Tesher November 30, 2004

Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.

My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.

by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

sucking on the tit of life

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed

"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."

by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006

eff my life

Feelings of complete momentary anger and hatred. The feeling of "giving up" or sudden loss when something does not work out. This feeling comes over at many moments in life, they may be large and drastic, or can be simple and small things that will not affect you at all in the long run.

Frat girls, preps, and bimbos may use this expression in regards to beauty and hygiene.

Nerds, geeks, and such variety may use this expression in regards to marks, or the difficulty of understanding an academic concept. Sometimes when a science concept is understood the expression "SCIENCE!!!" my be used.

"EFF MY LIFE! My nail just broke broke"

"EFF MY LIFE! I just failed my collage exam"

"EFF MY LIFE! The don't have any more soymilk"

#1:"EFF MY LIFE! I just don't get STOICH!"
#2:"Here I'll show you"
#1: "SCIENCE!!!!"

by grace09090909090 December 25, 2008

get your life

the act of relishing life or taking powerful responsibility.

1) You know what, I don't need the DVD because I will never forget how I GOT MY LIFE at the Formation World Tour.
2) (S)He's not in charge; you are. You better get your life, girl.

by oh_word March 31, 2021

Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.

Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life

by SOML3012 June 22, 2009

poor life decision

Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.

"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."

"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"

by tararae March 2, 2008