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Mad King

A group of outrageously gorgeous girls who are at the top of the social class like a king. Most likely in highschool. Mainly found in California.
1. Thats the MAD King of our school.

2. I wish i was apart of MAD King!
by Pioneer Dave August 4, 2008
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Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.
Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."
by Joe September 3, 2004
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King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.
by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005
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DON KING MOMENT

Many talented people are very smart and good at what they do.Unfortunately they're very dumb about everything else...especially money.Don King knows this about fighters when he walks them into a conference room...has an assistant
open a briefcase with 100grand in it...and tells the fighter it's his as an advance for signing on with him.You've never seen that much money before.Of course-as your career takes off-you begin to realize that his "management fees" make the taxes look small.This does'nt just happen to atheletes.
Bill Gates...or Terry Semel...or Barry Diller...wants to "take a meeting"with you.He offers you 100 million for your company ...and "total control" before you even sit down. You try to avoid choking on your coffee.All those years in your cubicle at 80 grand a year.Of course you bite...and watch helplessly as you find that "total control" means you can leave work early on Friday.His henchmen then take your baby and turn it into a multi-billion dollar market leader...or more likely destroy
it before it destroys them.Classic DON KING MOMENT.
by L.MARTIN February 3, 2006
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martin luther king

The modern day jesus. He died so kids could have no school for a day.
If it werent for Martin Luther King then I would have had to take my math test earlier
by Mikey Olivera, Bitch February 17, 2008
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Crank That Lion King

The prime example that a fad has gone too far. Usually done by 16-year-olds who think that Soulja Boy is the best thing since sliced bread. Sometimes done by grown men who need to seriously stop listening to Crank That and get a job.
"dewd dew you Crank That Lion King??? its so kewl its all liek YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU crank taht lion king tho i c wite ppl dew it on youtueb n tehy sux b/c al wite ppl sux @ dancin

stereotypes r fun!!!!"
by Panfan November 9, 2007
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slow stroke king

Apparently the slow stroke king is Drake in a song called Mr. Right Now
But he really ain't all that
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by dfghjkldfsf December 10, 2020
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