theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.
by Cody5050 December 9, 2020
Get the cough shots firedmug. 1. When two cars collide with each other
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
by epicepicface January 24, 2024
Get the Car Firemug. Person 1: Hey do can I send these documents to the publisher?
Person 2: Did you proofread everything?
Person1: Yes
Person 2: Okay, then fire away.
Person 2: Did you proofread everything?
Person1: Yes
Person 2: Okay, then fire away.
by spicySandwiches September 28, 2021
Get the Fire Awaymug. the nastiest creature you can possibly imagine, it lives in extreme conditions such as Mt. Everest, it has a body of a goat and its face makes it look like it belongs in Gringotts, also refers to a ginger with crooked teeth.
Eager Climber: "I'm gonna climb Everest"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"
girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"
girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"
by whiteboyswagg11 May 6, 2012
Get the Fire-eyed snaggletoothmug. A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.
Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.
Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.
Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
by iAmPilot April 30, 2017
Get the Ring of Firemug. by Mrs. Nancy May 20, 2022
Get the Alabama fire manmug. where everyone ejaculates into a bottle and sets it on fire making a semen Molotov. You then throw it at an overweight drunken man and watch their fat ass dance all over the floor.
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
Get the chumky fire-ballmug.