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Woodstock High School

by THEPOUCHLESSMARSUPIAL September 30, 2016
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high-quality problem

A problem where even the worst consequence is a desirable outcome.
I was at the bar last night and there were four Playboy playmates chatting me up. I couldn't decide who to talk to. I guess you could call it a high-quality problem.
by Deathpony March 29, 2011
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holmen high school

druggies, thots, and hoes oh my. if ur looking for desperate nudes you know where to go. don’t hesitate to beat eachother up cuz we got lots of that. average teachers? those too! try hard group? no problem! real friends are rare but they are there. fake friends come like a wild fire and half the teachers are abt to retire.
were do you do to school?

holmen high school.

oh ew.
by hhsems March 13, 2019
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Hypothetical High Five

A form of high five that requires no physical contact. The two (or more) participants simply look at each other and say "Nice!" after one of them initiates the high five. The way this high five is started is that someone yells out "Hypothetical high five!" after which the participants count three Mississippis before saying "Nice." Friends who see each other often and use this form of high five frequently often develop facial cues instead of counting Mississippis before saying "Nice!" People who have trouble making eye contact with others have a hard time performing this high five and it is often impossible for them to perfect the timing.
"Hypothetical High Five!"
*1....2....3*
"Nice!"
"Nice!"
by JxBxD~sometimesC December 13, 2008
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High School Socialites

A very tight group of people who do everything in High School as a large group. Most of them have stayed together since Middle School, so any outsiders are not welcome.

While this group focuses a lot on the art of meaningless conversation, most of their social lives and daily planning revolves around Facebook or Myspace. That is where their stupid little fads or inside jokes start, and where they eventually are laid down to rest a week later, only to be revived by some dumbass during a lunch period 4 months later.

Also, over 2/3 of the group are usually girls, and will often back out of normal conversations with guys to have side conversations with their "girl friends". Don't worry if you observe this behavior, it is perfectly normal". They also claim to hate dating and boys, but they facebook fish on their statuses about a mysterious infatuation.

Despite all of this, not all of them are pompous assholes, and are more sociable and talkative as individuals rather than a large group. If you are lucky, they will accept you for who you are. But if you don't fit into their cookie cutter, they will cast you out, and you will join the rest of the kids who dislike them.

It's one of the most irritating High School groups, but it keeps the other annoying groups in check.
High School Socialites - You either love them or hate them
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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Harrisonburg High School

A school in the middle of basically a cow pasture, 75% populated by Hispanics, wannabe thug white boys, ghetto kids who think they're "hood", and pregnant white trash. The remaining 25% is comprised of sleazy arrogant jocks, slutty preps and everyone else who isn't Hispanic, ghetto or pregnant.

Infamous for its shit-talking "gangs" of kids who think "their set rolls deeper than all them otha haters", girl fights, and skanky cheerleaders.
Want to see a dysfunctional cultural melting pot? Visit Harrisonburg High School
by Doris Urvanovich February 18, 2011
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Agoura high school

pt 1

Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.
"I love Agoura high school!"
-said no one ever
by gimmezucc December 24, 2017
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