eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa March 18, 2012

Eating Unicorn

when a male puts a dildo on his fore head and eats her pussy while the dildo is in her ass

me and chad wanted to experiment so we tried the Eating Unicorn last night and it was amazing

by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019

eat a bedframe

An insult or form of boasting. Can replace "shut up", "eat shit", "fuck you", "go to hell", and the ever-popular "your mom doesn't love you".

"dude I know for a fact that the Earth is flat"
"geez, eat a bedframe Julian"

by nickowam October 24, 2022

4th gen eat boy

So junghwan is an all-rounder maknae of treasure he is talented center of the group, his on stage duality is insane

Junghwan looks so cute when he's eating

someone : ikr he is the 4th gen eat boy

by definitely not a robot July 24, 2021

taco eating fucker

Some one tht loves tacos but don't want to admit it

That Mexican is a taco eating fucker

by Mexicans for lif3 December 04, 2017

Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed

"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"

by July 31, 2024