dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

dick tak

Kinda self explanatory (small penis)

P1: "Yo, I hooked up with Brian last night"
P2: "Was he big ;)"
P1: "Nah he had a dick tak"

by Senic The Edgehog June 14, 2017

Smiley's dick

a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.

girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!

girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!

girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)

by baselgod June 24, 2018

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

Dick Weeb

A dick weeb is a word you call a friend when they say something dumb or idiotic.

Leighanna:"no I'm smart"
Jillian:"you dick weeb you don't even know 2+2"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

dick dual

Like fencing, except with your penis.

If you touch my girl we're gonna dick dual.

by Chapman The Conquistador June 24, 2014

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016