Cream

The weirdest way to say money.

"This is a robbery! Hand over your cream!"

by youcantusethisusername December 20, 2023

Creaming

When an individual is so easily excited over the smallest of things. Also know as a creamer

Guy 1: yo bro I swear the playoffs are gonna be fucking sick this year

Guy 2: relax bro you always fucking creaming

Guy 3: yeah what a fucking creamer

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

Pineapple Cream

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.

Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.

by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018

Raspberry Ice Cream

Raspberry Ice Cream is a code word for when a women starts to abruptly menstruate, but does not want to announce it.

“I got some raspberry ice cream melting in my car, I gotta go!”

by Sweattyroach June 16, 2021

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Creamed lobe

The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.

I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!

by Mcfukdagov December 1, 2017