Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
by Olhatch October 19, 2022
The acts of sticking your penis in ice cream putting sprinkles on it with a cherry on top then your gf/partner enjoying the treat!
gf: i want an ice cream Sunday
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!
by Pumpkindaddy May 05, 2023
by miny me November 29, 2023
by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
When the homophobic bully in high school beats you and calls you slurs in front of his friends but then barebacks you in the public bathroom stall
by sloppydadbitties September 17, 2021