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bummity bum bum bum

a song to sing when your bum hurts
"aaah johnny my bum hurts"
"bummity bum bum bum"
"fuck off"
by polnarefflxnd October 16, 2022
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Bum squonk

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.
by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022
mugGet the Bum squonkmug.

Bum

Someone who’s annoying and always asking for money
by Cocksuckingr March 17, 2019
mugGet the Bummug.

bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
mugGet the bum swipemug.

Bumming

"In the show they're always just bumming"
by Slutforshittykawa December 26, 2020
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Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"
by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008
mugGet the Bum Tardmug.

Beach bummed

Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach
mugGet the Beach bummedmug.

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