mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 12, 2021

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plone boner

Someone who is adept in using and programming with the Plone web development software. As in someone who "bones away" at Plone software.

S/He is migrating our old web site from PHP to Plone. S/He is a real Plone boner.

by jchrisf February 27, 2009

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Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode

-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath

by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

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When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.

Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner

by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024

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When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

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Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 18, 2017

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When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.

"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"

by Syko-B November 24, 2019

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