The Maryland Blue Crab

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.

Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!

by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

by Chris April 30, 2004

Blue Screen of Death

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

by hayw00d February 16, 2005

The Blue Oyster Bar

The notorious neighborhood gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. Known for its rough crowd and famous waltz "El Bimbo" by Bimbo Jet

Cadat Barbara: Is there a party this weekend?

Cadat Mahoney: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?

Cadat Barbara: No I can't. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.

Cadat Mahoney: Then why are you asking?

Cadat Barbara: Some people want to know.

Cadat Mahoney: OK. Yeah. It's no big secret. It's at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell

by El Bimbo November 1, 2010

no balls, no blue chips

A variation on No Guts, No Glory. If you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. Balls, of course, refers to balls, and blue chips refers to the casino or poker chips of the highest value.

"No balls, no blue chips" he exclaimed, as he pushed all in at the poker tournament.

by shabba4 January 29, 2010

Blue Stick Special

1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.

In "Knocked Up" she pulled a Blue Stick Special on his ass.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 August 20, 2007

Blue Oyster Cult

NYC rock band formed in 1970 by rock svengalli Sandy Pearlman from the ashes of two other NY bands 'Soft White Under Belly' and 'The Stalk Forest Group' Have released some rather good intelligent rock albums including 'Tyranny and Mutation' (1972)
'Cultosaurus Erectus' (1979) and 'Imaginos' (1989) but are best remembered for their 1976 album 'Agents of Fortune' and its international hit single '(Don't Fear) The Reaper'

Eric Bloom is the lead singer for Blue Oyster Cult

by Black Flag February 4, 2004