1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020

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by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

Goofy ahh lala part 1

An amazing song by Cyb3r. Lalalala. Lalalala. Lalalala. Lala.

Goofy ahh lala slowed+reverb 🥀

Person 1:Hey have you heard of goofy ahh lala part 1?

Person 2: no

Person 1: die.

by Skedaddler September 2, 2023

November 1

November 1st is the day where you can smack anyone’s butt

Sarah: hey it’s November 1st go smack someone’s butt
You: ok

by Belly button lint November 1, 2021

January 1

A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.

January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...

by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020

1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0zq'w;elrktjyhugifodps[a-\=]

Congratulations...you have reached the absolute as I had. You've tried to find weird keyboard combinations and have reached here... Welcome. Take a load off!

I can't believe there is a Urban Dictionary entry for "1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0zq'w;elrktjyhugifodpsa-\=" !

by Maximindian Pegasus February 15, 2023

1 x 1010^100 gigaparsecs

idk its like 1.7432348181258835e+28 miles, basically if I would write this down, I would end up being the V.I.P that's the reason people come to my own funeral, saying it would take like 91284 trillion years to write, plus also this entire website would crash. so basically its the least largest number I end up on my math test. So yea, its like commonly used in astrology, don't know why because labeling a sun 72184769 billon light years away isn't going to help evolution besides some cool news headline and more failed rockets, but it's still cool so I'll allow it. You basically use it to overexaggerate some distance (or it's actually that's distance)

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by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023