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hottest pocket

The act of sticking a hot curling iron in a woman's vagina then leaving it untill the inside gets bubbly and then proceeding to have intercourse with the woman
Yo Joe what did you do last night

Bro me and my girl did the hottest pocket last night
That's sick bro
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Pocket list

A pocket list is a list which you keep all the good places that are worth visiting, like bars, restaurants or spots for nice views, etc. The reason why it's called a pocket list is you keep it in the pocket, so you can ‘write it down’ whenever any good idea/venue comes up.

A pocket list could be a note on your phone or just stored in your mind.
A: Let's have a night out!
B: Definitely!! What is in your mind?
A: Do you have any pocket list?
B: Yessss, how about <the bar name>?
A: Sweet. I'll meet you there!
by Jamberhamburger September 22, 2022
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Pocket corgi

When you give someone a Charlie horse into their anus.
Holly crap, Adam have Sally a Pocket Corgi, she's been crying for hours
by Pocket crogis July 20, 2016
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Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus
I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket
by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025
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minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"
Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!
by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017
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