ur mom

a mysterious entity that seems to have done everything and has literally every trait imaginable, avoid at all costs

ur mom is commonly seen:
-banging someone
-being obese
-having the big gay
-being hot
-disowning you
-literally anything else you can imagine

by WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW June 21, 2023

fuck ur aunty

it means ur aunty is hot and i want to fuck her

wah fuck ur aunty sia

by auntyflyer June 26, 2023

ur mom

(yur-maum)
ur mom
A phrase used by many 12 year olds on the internet, trying to think of an insult. but they cant, so this is what they say.

Jason : *kills in video game*
timmy : ur mom

by StickyCheeseSandwich February 28, 2023

Ur

1: A short way to say "You're" and "Your" commonly used on the internet
2: An ancient super-continent during precambrian times on Earth

1: Ur so cool!
2: Is Ur even real?

by NAaAm March 4, 2023

ur mom

a comeback for anything

Q you smell
A so dus your mom

by Ocean!!! March 6, 2023

Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023