Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm

Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box

by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

Personality of a Cereal Box

Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.

She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.

by Triple Vortex November 7, 2019

two simps in a box

Where two individuals simp for eachother nonstop.

God we’re so perfect for eachother, I’d simp for you anyday br0, like two simps in a box.

by Pp veri biiig May 28, 2020

Flimsy cardboard box

The mysterious things the man from the UPS truck brings to your doorstep.

Dude! The UPS guy brought me a flimsy cardboard box again! What should I do with it?

by Myrus June 25, 2017

Jute Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009

jibbering box a-cookies

dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore

i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.

by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 7, 2008

crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.

"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"

by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013