titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

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Worm titties

When you you put gummy worms In between your breasts, and see how many you can fit

Fill my breasts with gummy worm’s till they’re filled to the brim and become worm titties

by Unforspokenjay July 11, 2023

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supple titties

What your dad leaves in the dryer for you to take out after your Zoom class

Yo bruv I got to go get my dads supple titties out of the dryer, he left them in there.

by CBT Monoxide October 21, 2020

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Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 13, 2018

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In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022

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