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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape
Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl
by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025
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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!
- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011
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Bear

A fat gay man with a bunch of hair, a small dick, stomach and back acne, chlamydia, and inverted nipples. Likes to fuck black chicks because he has a lot of money. Will do anything for sex, alcohol, drugs, and money.
Have you seen what he does?

Yea he's a total Bear!
by hahaurfunny June 24, 2017
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Mama Bear OG

Very Dank Sativa dominant hybrid. Fruity and uplifting and super potent, boasting a 28.7% and 11.5% THC and CBD levels respectively. Strawberry Banana Kush x Three Kings OG
I’d love to smoke some of that Mama Bear OG
by Calyx Frost January 28, 2020
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fancy bear

A larger gay man that is hairy that dresses up or attends a classy/ fancy event.
by onlyme1212 December 19, 2013
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Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.
So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!
by Benny Boy December 14, 2019
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