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Simp

A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.

Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.

Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.

(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021
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Simp

by Djorp91q December 27, 2022
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Simp

A person who pays girls lots of money and is overwhelmed with happiness when the person they donated thousands of dollars to struggle to pronounce their name.
Simp: Holy shit she said my name! I knew it was worth donating $20K and getting kicked out of my grandma’s garage.
by Not_LoliHunter January 13, 2021
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Simp

Adam’s such a simp he puttin that ugly girl over the bros
by Dat bro for the bros February 20, 2021
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Simp

Someone that fakes emotion to get into bed with someone else.
Person 1: You’re really beautiful and kind and everything good in this world!
Person 2: Awe thank you, you’re so sweet!
Person 1: So you wanna chill sometime?
Person 2: Ugh you’re suck a simp!
by Infinite person November 20, 2020
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Simp

If you're only being nice cause you wanna lay the pipe. You're a simp. If you buy her a bunch of clothes and she says thank you bro. Yous a simp.
by Deppressed bitch1077 April 19, 2020
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simp

a person who does many things for girls to get their attention
by mystical tea May 24, 2020
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