fired

It’s like getting expelled from your school when you get caught smoking weed in the bathroom but at work sometimes people get fired from there job by taking a break on their break time or breaking their hand and asking to go to the doctor OR your boss got drunk and thought hey I wanna fire somebody and drew names out of a hat to pick somebody who happened to be you

Person one: hey did you hear non gender specific name got fired

Person two: yea I heard non gender specific name got caught doing no specific action to non gender specific name 2

by Non gender specific name November 25, 2021

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Fire Hydranting

Squirting on end for hours and hours and splashing all over the place.

Becky found a new man who made her get to fire hydranting.

by 307Badger March 29, 2022

Fire Sale

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely discounted prices. ... They are said to occur in the in Cannabis markets when illegal outdoor grows and overzealous i502 producer/processors flood the market with mediocre weed. Companies then have to take their FIRE ass weed and sell it as a FIRE sale to prevent it from overflowing our vaults like Scrooge McDuck’s.

Yo, that Fire Sale weed was fire as fuck! I got that absolute fire for $120 an ounce!

by Free Rain Farmer January 14, 2022

Fire Extinguisher

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.

I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.

by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022

Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.

Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"

by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022

Fire breathing cunt

An absolute cunt back who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life .

She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t

Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me

Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt

by Castaway_lillypad June 09, 2022