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Slim Jesus in a cut

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means
by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018
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Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !
by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020
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A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...
Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
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Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
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jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni
"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"
by kindofanicon June 12, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus is our savior and our God. He loves us God
Guy one: hey man are you going to church

Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus

Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022
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Ex Jesus

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus
by Starbellied July 30, 2023
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