gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

by joseph blough March 25, 2022

gridmania gamitis

Addiction to an internet grid game requiring no skillz. Involving mindless hours of clicking it manages somehow to suck you in. It rocks.

Paul and Matt have mad skillz but still have yet to beat me in Grid Game. They mos def have gridmania gamitis.

by Me Shell November 10, 2008

Schlong garage

1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.

You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?

by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009

Twitter Gangster

Someone who only talks shit on Twitter

“I mean, he’s a girl, man. Who does stuff like that?” “If he has more of these things to say, he can say ‘em to my face. Don’t be no Twitter gangster man.”

by Matt229723 June 18, 2011

Armageddon garden

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.

Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).

by Hofesh November 14, 2011

Airman Ga Taosenai

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

by Huuballawick November 3, 2012

lawn gassed day

an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.

I hate today was a lawn gassed day.

I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.

I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.

by LogicManRI January 21, 2013