Facehooked 

Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.

In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.

"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"

- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.

Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009

facebooknapping 

to 'nap' / to hold someone's facebookprofile; either by hacking it or simply when you want to check your account and your predecessor forgot to log out.

a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...

Situation A

person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?

person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?

person 1: Oh no I forgot

person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!

Situation B

person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.

person 2: let's mess with his account

person 1: time for a facebooknapping!

person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious

facebooknapping by net0n March 30, 2011

faceboozing

The act of going on Facebook while drunk, specifically the comments left and messages sent by a drunk person while on Facebook which are typically misspelled, unrecognizable, funny, and/or creepy.

He was totally faceboozing last night, just look at the comment he left on my page: "Hey just wanted ti say hey ur hot theres nothig to do late at night. WHy didnt you return my text message im a ggod guy and we should hagne out more whe nmy roomate leaves i will come over to your room to asy hi im persom ok bye"

faceboozing by justsaying May 22, 2007

Facebookeeping 

-Catching up with your facebook after much time of neglect.

-Facebook+housekeeping

Bryne:Damn, I haven't written back to anyone's post on months
Melissa:Wow, you have some hardcore facebookeeping to do

Facebookeeping by SourDough43 May 5, 2009

facebookligious 

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.

My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

facebookligious by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015

fakebook 

Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.

Go to her fakebook pages to see all of her friends he/she does not have.

fakebook by eibs June 23, 2008

Drunk Facebooking 

A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).

(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)

John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?

Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.

Drunk Facebooking by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010