National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
by Crystoops April 12, 2019
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eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm
Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon
by ckboarderofboulder April 12, 2014
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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Eat the rich

1. Political slogan against capitalism
2. Act of consuming wealthy human beings
Eat the rich is Probably something that happened during the Titanic visit on the submarine that got lost
by Dinou265 June 23, 2023
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eating towels

Sexual frustration in a steam room due to the hot guy sitting across from you.
He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.
by NopeNah October 21, 2017
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eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in youre stupid enough to eat a box of rocks
person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“
by stickyicky December 18, 2021
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Spagh-eat-me

Spagh-eat-me is a kink or some will have, or a weird type of BDSM, with two partners (Any Gender/Any Sexuality), as both Partners chew and keep cooked spaghetti in their mouths, Then by kissing exchang the Spaghetti in their mouths.
"Hey man, I feel bad for doing this, but I gave your mom the Spagh-eat-me yesterday at 9."
by RedMantis2077 July 27, 2021
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