dirty myles

The act of getting it doggy-style while texting every detail to your closest friends.

Did you read your texts this morning from Karen? Girl's Dirty Myles must have been good! It took almost an hour to read through all her messages!

by Blue B'ler March 9, 2020

dirty kangaroo

When you run out of toilet paper after taking a shit and u have to hop liek a kangaroo wiht ur pants down to get some out of the closet or where ever it is

that was teh worse case of a dirty kangaroo ever!

by jadgja June 7, 2007

Dirty Prudden

When your deeptroating your girlfriend so that your balls cover her nose causing her to suffocate. Then you take a shit on her chest and use the poop as lube to fuck her dead corpse in the ass.

My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a dirty prudden.

by Dick Andrews November 29, 2010

Dirty canoe

When a girl whips from back to front. then you eat her out

''nothing tastes better than my girlfriends dirty canoe especally when she has taco bell for lunch''

by joseph _J March 9, 2008

non-dirty

An opportunist who insists on being fronted on by Lord Mzok.

"Fuck them non-dirties, fuck them worm-birdies, fuck bitches in they early thirties."

by Lord Mzok April 2, 2004

dirty pitbull

When a man is doing a girl doggy style and when he is just about to bust a nut he pukes all over her back.

Last night I was doing Angie after bar time, when the beers caught up to me I ended up giving her a dirty pitbull. I think I can scratch her off the booty call list.

by motlator May 19, 2006

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth

last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020