When you’re doing some dumb shit and almost die afterwards but all you can do is that little giggle in silence.
by RubyDrill October 3, 2021

Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!
by Jacking off in a walmart May 8, 2022

by nrb63 January 27, 2010

by Death2.0 March 15, 2020

"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
by anonymous August 27, 2023

Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010

(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?
(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!
(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!
by One unlucky girl December 27, 2024
