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your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan
teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”
by nannyfanny644 January 5, 2022
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Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.
" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"
by ManyPepper January 19, 2022
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Dead

"Kid: I love my grandpa,"
"Mom: Get in the car were going to grandpas funeral"
"Kid: wait grandpas Dead?"
by The Guy Who Asked May 13, 2022
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im so dead

mom:DID YOU BREAK MY CUP COME BACK HERE SON:SHOOT IM SO DEAD IM GONNA RUN
by rblx jack May 15, 2022
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You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me
by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022
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Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.
Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):
by Ayub's father May 19, 2022
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Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.
A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022
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